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Joke of the Day

"TIL Atheism.... ...is a non-prophet organization"

"I've got a plan to get rid of the dollar Honestly, it makes a lot of cents"

"I used to think I was trapped inside a woman's body Then I was born"

"Did you hear about Ken M.? He was a master baiter, but they told him to beat it."

"What is 1 + 1? 3 if you don't use protection."

"It doesn't matter how up-to-date your donor card is, the hospital gets really judgey when you drop off a liver unannounced."

"Are you looking forward to the Olympics? I am, they're going to be dope."

"Teacher: Where is the English Channel ? Pupil: I don't know my TV doesn't pick it up"

"What do you call a group of sorority girls? A whorde."

"How do Reavers clean their spears? They run them through the Wash :("