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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a poop that went to med school? Dookie Howser"
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"[ouija board] ""helo??"" YOUR... SPIRIT... ""shh its working"" WILL... APPEAR... ""omg"" AFTER... THIS... AD... ""dude why didnt u pay for this ouija board??!"""
"Confidence? Oh yeah I've heard of that. It comes in a bottle and you have to be 21 to buy it."
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."
"Tony Abbot"
"Once killed a man with my SuperSoaker. (I'd been pumping it for a REALLY long time.)"
"Can Bernie Sanders recover? From his devastating win in Michigan?"
"Why did 10 die? Because he was in the middle of 9/11"
"ME: *to friend* you're dumb as a box of rocks lol BOX OF ROCKS: *putting finishing touches on his astrophysics thesis* dude"
"I often ask myself ""What's wrong with me?"" and the answer is ALWAYS ""You can't drink at work"""