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Joke of the Day
"I often ask myself ""What's wrong with me?"" and the answer is ALWAYS ""You can't drink at work"""
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"How many people does it take to screw a lightbulb? Just one guy with a really weird fetish."
"Remember ladies, the knight with the shiniest armour has done the least amount of brave or cool shit."
"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"
"Did you hear about the guy who lost his whole left side in an accident? He'll be all right."
"Isn't swallowing semen technically canibalism? I don't know, I just do it for the taste..."
"You don't need a parachute to skydive... You need a parachute to skydive twice."
"I spent 20 minutes at the gym trying to untangle my headphones...I'm done..my arms are killing me!"
"Relationship status : Taken (for granted)"
"Newsreader: Police are asking anyone with any information- Me: [shouting at TV] You lose 90% of your heat from your head"