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Joke of the Day
"I often ask myself ""What's wrong with me?"" and the answer is ALWAYS ""You can't drink at work"""
Next Joke
"Why did the numbers 25, 36, and 49 go to the dentist? For a square root canal"
"What finally killed Captain Hook? Jock Itch!"
"A cat is the animal equivalent of the girl who hated you for no reason in high school."
"""Opinions are like assholes..."" ""... I like yours."" -SO this morning"
"Did you hear there was a nuclear explosion in space this morning?! Most people call it the sun. Note: My dad pulled this on me this morning. My friend hit me when I told them."
"My son fell asleep on a lego. He is in critical condition and will be getting surgery this morning. He is currently on morphine and has had several seizures."
"What type of tree hates company? Sycamore trees!"
"What is white and goes up? A stupid snowflake"
"Why can't Abraham Lincoln remember the Gettysburg Address? Because he's dead."