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Joke of the Day
"Once killed a man with my SuperSoaker. (I'd been pumping it for a REALLY long time.)"
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"My wife tried imitating the weird groaning sound her car is making, and all three auto mechanics asked her out."
"Would you like to buy a car for half price* *half the price of two."
"Where can you find an asexual person? You can't. They ain't fuckin' anywhere."
"When I remember trees are alive I like to picture their brain is the roots and the trunk and branches are its legs dangling into the sky."
"Why does Michael J Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he only uses the finest ingredients."
"Why can't Sluts Count to 70? Because 69's a mouthful!"
"A girl asked her boyfriend what the Kamasutra was... He replied ""Let me put it this way"""
"WHAT KIND OF BAND PLAYS SNAPPY MUSIC? A RUBBER BAND."
"What's the riddle? What has a foot but no legs?"