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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."
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"""Your bathroom has better lighting for selfies"" wasn't a good enough excuse for my surprised neighbor getting out of the shower. So uptight."
"Turkey; you are approching to our border! Russia;cyka -stay out of our border! -blyat https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CUkGFOhWsAAKvkB.png"
"How do you get an iraqi woman pregnant? Cum on her feet and let the flies do the rest."
"My least favorite racist joke Donald Trump"
"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Fast Food Barbie ...also known as McBarbie...you want fries with that?"
"Whenever I see a newspaper on a driveway, left out in the rain, I figure that house just forgot how to read."
"Why are teachers always making answer keys? So they can open doors of opportunity for their students."
"I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would've been offended but I was too busy living in a home."
"""It's time to turn over a new leaf."" - Adam & Eve on laundry day"