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Joke of the Day
"Have you ever tried Ethiopian food... Neither have they."
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"What ghost did Ebenezer Scrooge encounter when he refurnished his home? The shadow of his former shelf."
"What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country? Simple, you get stoned twice"
"Great Britain has left the EU Now they have a GB of free space"
"What's the difference between Santa Claus and Tiger Woods? Santa stops after 3 ho's..."
"How do you make cultured milk? You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already."
"*turns on notifications* Notifications: I have a boyfriend"
"What's small, gray, and came in little cans? Michael Jackson."
"I don't have a problem with steroids in sports since I think anyone who can give themselves a shot is the bravest person in the world."
"What do you call it when you lend money to a bison? A Buffa-Loan!"