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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a person who loved tractors but doesn't any more? An extractor fan"
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"What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common? Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house."
"My Asian friend said he had erection anxiety... I said: ""what do you mean?"" He said: ""I don't want to see the dick rise to power."""
"What did Dr Frankenstein get when he put his goldfish's brain in the body of his dog? I don't know but it is great at chasing submarines."
"Mexican jokes and black jokes are pretty much the same. Once you hear Juan you've heard Jamal."
"I wonder what will be bigger The video games of the future or the average Tumblr user"
"What do you call a basement full of redditors? A wine cellar."
"2 cannibals... ...are eating. One turns the other and says ""You know, I really don't like my sister."" The other cannibal replies ""Fine then, try the pot pie."""
"What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months? I think we should sea otter people."
"I'll never understand why the guy that invented Braille didn't just put the dots in shape of the actual letters."