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Joke of the Day

"An atheist, a Muslim, and a Born-again Christian are seated together on a plane. They have a pleasant flight because they're not assholes."

"Last week, a girl at a local bakery backed into the bread slicer... Disaster."

"Why does no work ever get done on the Sun? Because it's always a Sun day"

"Why is a viola solo like a bomb? By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes: http://www.mit.edu/~jcb/jokes/viola.html"

"RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;("

"I saw a man drinking brake fluid. But then he stopped."

"The people in this spin class are looking at me like they've never seen a girl with a helmet before."

"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"

"What Did The Jumbo Shrimp Say To The Jumbo Crab? ""Looks like you've got me in a pinch."""

"When Piaget studies children he becomes a well known name. When I study children I get escorted out of my local park."