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Joke of the Day
"Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, it would be a chicken sedan"
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"I was gonna tell you all a joke about how I had to replace the wood holding up my fence... But I was afraid it is only a repost."
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"My girlfriend is now mad at me because I didn't know why she was mad at me."
"Glass... tastes like blood."
"Gandalf was an alien. It's right there in his name: Gandalf the GREY. Wake up, sheeple!"
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"My kid just called Child Protective Services because he still has an iPhone 5S."
"I wanted to be a sky diving instructor... But it's not the kind of job you just fall in to."