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Joke of the Day

"RIP Dense Water Vapour. You will be mist ;("

"why isn't there a sprite history month"

"There are two types of people, those who can extrapolate from incomplete data"

"MOM: [walks into daughter's room, sees protest signs, history books, list of senators' phone numbers on bed] Are you... politically active?"

"If someone is born deaf and dumb, blind, has no arms or legs.... Can we actually call him a piece of meat?"

"Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a case of beer? He's okay. It was light beer."

"Do you guys like Civil War jokes? Because General Lee I don't find them funny."

"Lost my watch at a party... Saw a guy stepping on it while sexually harassing a girl. I walked up to the dude, punched him straight in the nose. No one does that to a girl. ^not ^^on ^^^my ^^^^watch."

"If procrastionation was an Olympic sport, I'd compete in it later."

"Waiter: What can I get for you? Me: Steak, please. W: How would you like that cooked? M: By anyone other than my wife"