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Joke of the Day

"When Piaget studies children he becomes a well known name. When I study children I get escorted out of my local park."

"Mom, Dad, I'm a gatherer. -Caveman coming out to his parents."

"What should you do if a bird poos on your car? Don't ask her out again"

"What's more fun than nailing dead babies to a wall? Scraping them back off"

"A white guy and a black guy walk into a bar... The bartender says, ""your kind isn't welcome here."" They kick the nigger out, and everyone laughs, and has a drink of beer."

"My grandma once told me... that she is a virgin"

"Did you get those yoga pants on sale? Because at my house they're 100% off,"

"What's a sea serpent's favourite meal? Fish and ships!"

"I sometimes send letters to my parents... They're nothing to write home about."

"Two frogs are in a bathtub getting washed. One frog turns to the other and says: Please pass the soap. The other frog says: What do you think I am a typewriter?"