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Joke of the Day

"I guess you could say Caitlyn Jenner is... Transjennered."

"Not to brag, but I finished this 14 day diet... in 3 hours and 38 minutes."

"Why don't landmines work on Africans? Because they aren't heavy enough to set it off"

"Jesus loves me. This I know. For my neighbor told me so. Jesus is a Puerto Rican that lives two doors down. I'm flattered...but straight."

"What did the cashew say to the sneezing peanut? ""Yes, what is it?"""

"""Tired"" isn't even a temporary state for me anymore it's more like a part of my personality at this point."

"A great way to de-stress is to get in a car & drive til ur in a new town & ur name is Geoff. Doesnt matter if ur a boy or girl, ur Geoff now"

"What the difference between a pancake? It tastes better with jam."

"Yo momma so fat and racist... She has a KKK cup size. Wears three white hoods - one on her head, and two on her chest!"

"I could tell you a joke about Bill Murray in Japan; it would be lost in translation."