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Joke of the Day

"any love for Trump reversal jokes? In Obama's America, you serve the president, in Trump's America the president serves you."

"What is it called when you butt dial from your front pocket? A cockadial"

"I like my women like I like my coffee... Hot and all over my crotch. Edit: My highest rated post is about coffe on my crotch."

"What did Bill Clinton say to Monica Lewinsky after getting caught? ""I told you to lick my erection, not wreck my election""."

"I had my hepatitis test today.... I did pretty well! I had one A, two B's, and a C! Edit: word"

"No I don't have anything smaller than a twenty. You should. You're the one who's running a store."

"Reality! 11:30- I will go to bed soon. 03:30- Why am i on wikipedia reading about advanced nuclear theory."

"What do you call banana shoes? Slippers."

"Why are orphans terrible baseball players? They don't know where home is."

"If Bugs Bunny was as sarcastic in real life as he was in the cartoons I'd be like, ""HOLY SHIT A TALKING RABBIT!"""