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Joke of the Day

"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"

"Nobody in 1972 would have guessed that in 2014, Bill Cosby and Charles Manson would both be in the news, but Manson more favorably."

"What do cows like to do at amoosement parks? Ride on the roller cowster."

"I see lots of posts on this subreddit that could also work well on the subreddit for puns. Which got me to thinking, r/jokes and puns the same thing?"

"What's worse than ants in your pants? Uncles!"

"What's the difference between Stanley Yelnats and the rest of the kids in Holes? He was just a nerdy digger."

"I surveyed 50 women on what hair product they used in the shower. I never knew there was a brand called ""how the hell did you get in here?!'"

"Helping my 5yo with his homework. Does anyone remember how to write the alphabet? Like with a pencil?"

"What's the key to a great Thanksgiving? Turkey"

"If I'm a baker, you're the dough.. I knead you."