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Joke of the Day

"I had developed a porn addiction, but now I come here instead. These jokes really turn me off!"

"I got a girl pregnant in high school. Her son grew to be 6 foot 7 (200 cm). Biggest mistake I ever made."

"It may seem like I have my shit together, but honestly I just learned how to spell February correctly."

"I'm currently working on a management oriented book focused on the delegation of tasks ""I'll have my secretary let you know when my intern finishes writing it."" - Mr. Manager Cordially, Mrs. Team Lead"

"I'm a low maintenance girlfriend. Just bring me a bouquet of cats."

"A man was applying for a job in the navy So, the interviewer said. ""Can you swim."" The man looked puzzled and asked. ""Why, did you run out of ships?"""

"There is nothing quite as genuine as hearing from a friend you haven't seen in forever and finding out she sells Avon now."

"Thanksgiving is probably the only day that there are more searches for ""stuffing"" on Google than on PornHub."

"Boss: What's your five-year goal? Me: Paid administrative leave."

"Why do women wear make up and perfume? Because they are ugly and they stink."