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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than stepping on a Lego in the middle of the night? A landmine."
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"Next time someone catches you talking to yourself, make it worthwhile by laughing, yelling ""Good one!"" and high-fiving the air."
"I don't think people realize how terrible Blackbeard was... The correct term is African Americanbeard"
"What do you call the top wealthiest people in Mexico? The Juan percent."
"Which Lord Mayor of London was always on the Internet? Click Whittington"
"True story I've met a research geologist whose work was groundbreaking."
"Kids say the darnest things, Said Bill Cosby."
"If you were somehow able to land a punch on Chuck Norris your entire arm would shatter upon impact. This is only in theory, since, come on, who in their right mind would try this?"
"2 fish in a tank, one says to the other Do you know how to drive this thing?"
"What do lesbians in Alaska sing? What would you do ew ew in a Klondike bar."