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Joke of the Day
"I hate people who take drugs. Like customs officers."
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"Hillary Clinton You're* Fired!"
"Why do women wear makeup and perfume? Because they're ugly and they smell."
"Please don't take my 'mmm hm's' as encouragement to go on with your story."
"What is a pedophile's favorite part of Christmas? Stalking stuffers."
"To all you letters that want to be before P in the alphabet, join the Q."
"What's the difference between a reindeer and a snowball? They're both brown except the snowball."
"I quit my job working for Nike. Just couldn't do it anymore."
"Use of the word ""irony"" should be avoided, ironically enough."
"What did the caveman give his wife on Valentine's Day? Ughs and kisses!"