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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a company that makes Mexicans? A MexiCo."

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"How do you catch a digital fish Online"
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"Why do marine biologists have such a high job satisfaction rate? Because they find their work gives their lives a great deal of porpoise."
"How are relationships like algebra? You look at your X and try to find out Y"
"What's the difference between a good joke... and a bad joke timing"
"[Mugshot photographer] Me: now lets do a silly one"
"The inventor of the air conditioner has died. Thousands of fans attended his funeral."
"I can't wait to be ashamed of what I do this weekend."
"Why can't a bike stand on its own? It's two tired."