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Joke of the Day

"HER: it's over between us ME: is it because of all my embroidery puns? HER: I thought you would stop ME: sew it seamed"

"If you hate awkward silences, then necrophilia isn't for you."

"You're so poor... Ethiopians donate to you."

"A good way to help you determine who to weed out of your life is probably by how someone pronounces ""coyote""."

"At the end of camp Julie won the prize for neatest trunk. Her mother was amazed. 'How did your trunk get so neat?' she asked her messy daughter. 'It was easy' said Julie. 'I just never unpacked!'"

"Did you hear about the steak that had too much sodium put on it? It was assalted"

"Whats a sign a subreddit has strong moderation? [removed]"

"A reddit joke Two X Chromosomes"

"A new drug has been developed for lesbians with depression... It's called Trycoxagain"

"(-1) 23 and it was delicious."