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"How to get a girl to like you: 1. Become a lion tamer 2. Release a lion on her 3. Tame it right before it kills her 4. Take her to Chili's?"
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright"
"X/y If Bruce/Caitlyn Jenner were to go missing, would they put his/her picture on a half n half carton?"
"What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning? A midnight snack A hot Breakfast"
"my friend told me on first dates i should just ""be myself"" and ""be confident"" and i was like ""ok but which one?"""
"Date: So, what are you passionate about? Me: Haha, have you heard of gravy?"
"Jenny McCarthy was wearing a jacket and gloves in Time Square on New Years Eve. I didn't know she believes in the theory of weather."
"What do you call a horse that's been all around the world? A globe-trotter!"
"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"