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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a fart in the middle of the night? What do you call a fart in the mourning? A midnight snack A hot Breakfast"

"In a perfect world you'd be able to mark people as spam in real life."

"Twitter can be like talking to crazy homeless people through protective glass."

"Why does Hillary keep bumping into people at the White House? So she can be pardoned."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he's a fan of anti-jokes."

"My history teacher is a communist, so I made lots of references to the Soviet Union in my essay. I got full marx."

"The funniest joke I have EVER seen on /r/funny You."

"What's a pirate's favorite rapper? Kendrick Lamarrghhhh"

"Emailing teachers be like Me: *polite greeting, multiple paragraphs, perfect grammar* Professor: ""sure"" -sent from my iPhone"

"How many cops does it take to change a lightbulb? None, they just beat the room for being black."