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Joke of the Day

"What is born skinless, flies wingless and sings until it dies? A fart. *dedicated to my dear departed Grandfather who told me this joke almost 40 years ago when I was a kid.*"

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"Every so often I'll listen to my wife talk non stop for hours at a time to remind myself why people wander into traffic without looking."
"Why did Chris Benoit quit wrestling? He wanted to hang with his family. "
"Wanna burn fat quickly and without dieting? Here, take this gasoline and matches."
"What do you call 7 white guys sitting on a bench? The nba"
"I just emailed ""This is a robbery!"" to my online bank. Will they just put the $$ in my account or do I have to wait for an email back?"
"A redhead tells her blonde stepsister, ""I slept with a Brazilian...."" The blonde replies, ""Oh my God! You slut! How many is a *brazilian*?"""
"My new boyfriend says the cutest things, like ""Who are you?"" and ""Why are you hiding outside my house?"" and ""My wife is calling the police."""
"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"
"Why would anyone want to be a masochist? Beats me"