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Joke of the Day
"I used to work at a fire hydrant factory. I couldn't park anywhere near the place. -Steven Wright"
Next Joke
"Patron: How come this fly is swimming in my soup? Waiter: I gave you too much. It should be wading."
"What's the difference between a religious revival and a bikers rally? At a religious revival, they say ""STAND UP FOR JESUS"" At a bikers rally, they say ""SIT DOWN FOR CHRIST'S SAKE"""
"What's the Easter Bunny's favorite song? ""Don't you want some bunny to love"""
"I've done some calculations, and I figure, that at my current rate of pay I could live happily for the rest of my life. If I died tomorrow."
"Carrots cant float. But if you tie fishy wire to one and hang it in the air and look at it from far away, it almost look like its floating"
"I slept through the alarm this morning Luckily it wasn't a big fire"
"Did you hear about that religious airline? Their prophets are soaring"
"Justin and Selena broke up? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOObody cares."
"Just saw a guy wearing sunglasses on the back of his head practicing his golf swing empty-handed. Hope my daughter's a lesbian."