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Joke of the Day
"Why did the nickel jump of the building but the dime did not? Because the dime had more cents."
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"Cop: [knocks] Dinosaur: can I help you? Cop: we've had reports of small arms fire [Flaming T-Rex runs past screaming]"
"""Nice"" - first kangaroo to realise it had a pocket"
"REPORTER: *asks question* POLITICIAN: that's a great question and thank you for asking it *answers a different question*"
"a dating site that matches you with the perfect slice of cheesecake"
"Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes."
"I thought I was drowning in an ocean of orange soda yesterday.... It took me a while to work out it was just a Fanta sea."
"Why does Snoop Dog always smile like he knows something you don't? Because he's been snooping around."
"A white couple doesn't just simply 'have a baby' without posting a pic of them showing her growing gut every day for 9 months."
"So a jew, a Muslim, and a Christian walk into a bar... And the bartender says, ""what is this, some kind of joke?"""