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Joke of the Day

"Why were the people in the twin towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni, but all they got was plane."

"What is the slogan of the Mormon Church? ""We don't care how you bring 'em, just Brigham Young."""

"If weed becomes legalized after Snoop Dog dies He'll be rolling in his grave"

"Girl are you a dishwasher? Because I would like to fill you with my dirty load in the evening, turn you on, and fall asleep before you finish"

"A classics professor goes to a tailor... ... to get his trousers mended. The tailor asks: ""Euripides?"" The professor replies: ""Yes. Eumenides?"""

"I have a dead budgie for sale You may want it, but it's not going cheap."

"I cut butter with a regular knife and now it won't stop crying like a little bitch."

"I now have a black girlfriend I severely burnt my hand on the stove"

"Walk into karate dojo. Bow. Assume made up karate stance. Taser the first guy who runs at you. Bow. Exit karate dojo"

"Why is Santa's sack so big? Because he only comes once a year."