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Joke of the Day

"I was chatting with a black guy about having coffee... Playfully, he asked me, ""how's your hot chocolate?"" ""I should ask you,"" I replied."

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"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"
"By DAY he's just a regular accountant. But at NIGHT he becomes a trash ravaging raccoon... ""Raccountant"".. Coming this fall on Fox"
"""Holy shit, that guy eats a lot of pizza"" -people that walk by my house on recycling day."
"[pharmacy] ""I'd like a refill for this bottle of pills"" PHARMACIST: Would you like childproof? ""No thanks, I already believe in children"""
"Why is workplace sex uncommon in local government? Because they are mostly relatives."
"Why do bears have fur coats ? Because they'd look stupid in anoraks !"
"What do you call nuts on the wall??? (NSFW language) ...wallnuts! What do you call nuts on your chest??? ...chestnuts! What do you call nuts on your chin??? ...a mouth full of c0ck!!!"
"You should be able to make your GPS call you a code name. ""Bobcat, in 3.1 miles turn left"" ""Recalculating, Bobcat, you're going rogue."""
"I needed the loo, and only a wishing well was in sight. Well. Shit."