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Joke of the Day

"I was once told there was nothing positive about the Bubonic Plague I think Malthus would disagree."

"How do you make a pheromone? Tell him to let your people go."

"American Pharoah wins the Triple Crown, this is a historic moment... It's been 37 years since someone owned horse semen this valuable."

"Say what you want about Bill Clinton's Presidency... But he was always hard at work."

"If I weren't such a genus I'd be more specific."

"Girl: Mom mom a monster's just bitten my foot off. Mom: Well keep out of the kitchen I've just washed the floor."

"Why do people live soda? Because it's sodalicious."

"Which is the most religious vegetable? The Pope-tato"

"What's below the Pyrenees? A pair of ankles"

"Life is like a box of chocolates It doesn't last long for fat people"