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Joke of the Day
"Why do Farts Smell so Bad? So the deaf can enjoy them too."
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"Crime TV shows aren't what they used to be That's why I support Donald Trump's promise to bring back Law and Order."
"Two guys are walking down the street and see a dog licking his balls... One of them says, ""man, I wish I could do that!"" The other says, ""well, maybe you should pet him first."""
"What do you call a Roman guy with pubes in his mouth? Gladiator"
"I'm pretty sure the whole ""ladies first"" thing was created by a guy just to check out ass."
"What's a gambler's favorite time of day? 10 to 1."
"What is Six Point Nine? A good time ruined by a period."
"So a baby seal walks into a club"
"Me: *Rubbing Chin* Why am I always hungry 30 mins after I eat Chinese food? Chin: [pushing my hand away}I dunno man I just deliver the food."
"Me: You're supposed to be taking a nap 4-year-old: I am Me: Then why are you standing here? 4-year-old: Me: 4-year-old: This is a dream"