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Joke of the Day
"Men? On the whole, I'd rather buy new batteries."
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"Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 20 years? Michael Jackson"
"What's the difference between a Black man and a park bench? A Black man is a sentient creature."
"What type of doctor did Batman visit after Bane broke his back? A Chiroptopracter."
"I went to the zoo today but when I arrived, there was only a dog there It was a shitzu"
"Why do black people love God so much? Because he's the only father that hasn't left them."
"Now that I'm almost 30, there is nothing more sexy to me, than a girl who is fully covered... ...By her health insurance provider."
"I stepped on the scale today. Not to get my weight. I just couldn't reach the cookies in the cupboard."
"Why did Hitler take suicide? Because of the lethal gas bill."
"What do you get if you stuff your computer's disk drive with herbs? A thyme machine."