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Joke of the Day

"My dad keeps throwing erasers at me... My dad keeps throwing erasers at me and I finally snapped, ""Why dad!"" he replied ""the first rubber I used didn't get rid of my mistake, maybe this one will"""

"What is the witches motto ? We came we saw we conjured !"

"What do you call a Roman with a wet mustache and a smile? Gladiator."

"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."

"What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!"

"PUN FRIDAY! comment your favorite puns, please"

"What's it called when you're killing time at work hiding in the bathroom? Stalling."

"Officer: Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: Sure buddy. Officer: That's no way to address an officer! Now let's try it again. Soldier do you have change for a dollar? Soldier: No SIR!"

"If science is so great why hasn't it invented chocolate that has negative calories?"

"What's the most influental animal rights philosopher? Karl Barx"