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Joke of the Day

"What Do You Call A Sleep Walking Nun? A Roamin' Catholic."

"Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus? because he was mortall."

"Dropping the bass So my friend tells me she respects people who play the bass. I reply with the following: ""the only bass I like is the base that drops."" Tell me Reddit, tell me I'm hilarious."

"Fun Fact By law, fun facts don't have to be true, but actual facts do. Just a fun fact I thought I'd share."

"What do you call a Jewish Pokemon master? Ash"

"did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers"

"If you were receiving a shipment of very rare, very special insects, would it be... Import Ant"

"wear a condom... i kid you not"

"What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? ""I'm lichen what I see"""

"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"