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Joke of the Day
"wear a condom... i kid you not"
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"What's black and white and red all over? The slowest zebra."
"My Girlfriend used to go down on me all the time... ...so I fixed the puncture"
"[love making] Her: [leans in] ""do that thing you know I like."" [i cease to exist] Her: ""yeah baby."""
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"We're probably less than 20 years away from the first president to wear skinny jeans."
"What is the most searched word on Bing? Google."
"A programmer orders 0 drink from the bar. Only when his friend comes in and he orders for both does he get his drink."
"Air resistance Is a jerk"