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Joke of the Day

"[Meta] the number of subscribers in this sub is a joke right? Did I miss something?"

"The only problem with kissing a perfect 10... ...is how cold the mirror feels against your lips."

"Why do airplanes manufactured in Spain have windshield wipers on the inside? Because the rain in Spain falls mostly in the plain."

"Not only do I refuse to take the stairs up to my office, when I'm in the elevator I wish there was a chair in it."

"What's the name of the elite hacking group from Canada? Anonymoose"

"Eventually we're just gonna have to accept ""ducking"" as a swear word"

"I just don't understand how to properly put together a play on words I think I'm just going to throw away my script for *The Dictionary in the Attic: An Anne Frank story*"

"The only thing we have to fear is fear itselfnnANDnnWhen a women asks if you notice anything different"

"Honesty is the best policy, but I also recommend a lot of life insurance."

"What's green, has a cape, and flies? Super Pickle!"