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Joke of the Day

"What did the naturalist say when he saw a number of rocks covered in moss? ""I'm lichen what I see"""

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"So my neighbour... So my neighbour asks me if I've been stealing her clothes off of her washing line, I was so shocked I almost shat in her pants!"
"Why do the Lannisters have such large beds? They put two twins together to make a king."
"How are UFC and gay porn similar. Both involve sweaty men pounding eachother."
"Does a farmer eat female sheep? Ewe, no."
"What's better than eating a mandarin? Eating Amanda out."
"Algorithm A former vice president playing the drums"
"""DO NOT HIT ME. THE TURTLES DO NOT HIT SPLINTER. I AM SPLINTER TO YOU."" -real thing I just said to my son"
"What's a statistician's favorite form of art? Data-ism"
"""Please let go of my hair"" -my gynaecologist"