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Joke of the Day

"did you know that the bible doesn't actually contain any references to hell? or heaven? or christ?? it just a bunch of names & phone numbers"

"How can you tell if a girl is ticklish? Give her a couple of test tickles..."

"There is a new Barbie doll on the market - Biker Barbie ...complete with leathers and tattoos"

"I don't want your candy, what I really want is your number."

"1 Direction. More like 0.8 Direction."

"Where do strippers go on holiday ? Poland"

"If you read the instructions carefully, the first step to making any microwavable lunch is to throw away the box and dig it out of the trash"

"Two pharaohs farted at the same time. They had a toot in common."

"Insert penis joke here. Ha."

"What travels down an alley and has holes in it? Batman's parents."