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Joke of the Day

"Dropping the bass So my friend tells me she respects people who play the bass. I reply with the following: ""the only bass I like is the base that drops."" Tell me Reddit, tell me I'm hilarious."

"I'll never understand how Americans use cheese from tubes or slices as everyday food... We should definitely make America grate again."

"My sister said she had strange cravings and an enhanced sense of smell so she must be pregnant, but I secretly thought, ""werewolf."""

"GIRL: l'm tired of bad boys and their bs. I want a good boy, for a change. ME [clearly a golden retriever]: *turns to camera and winks*"

"A Sleepwalking Nun What do you call a sleepwalking nun? A roamin' catholic"

"What do you call a parade of rabbits hopping backwards ? A receding hare-line."

"When you get to Customs and they ask if you have anything to declare, ""Thumb War"" is not the answer they were looking for."

"Me: Damn girl your new selfie is awesome but isn't it a bit late to zombiefy yourself? Her: What's zombiefy? Me: ...Your hair looks great!"

"What is a Rastafarian's favorite country? Yemen"

"This wrinkle cream made my balls look like some weird balloon animal."