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Joke of the Day
"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"
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"What do you call a computer that farts? A compooter. 8D"
"there is literally nothing i care enough about to go on a hunger strike"
"Computers and my spouse are very similar in some ways. If ever there is something wrong, it's probably my fault."
"I asked my wife if she enjoys a cigarette after sex and she said, ""No, one drag is enough."""
"opinion=ass Opinion is like anal orifice. Everyone has it."
"If I ever noticed you waving frantically from inside a burning building I would totally wave back because I'm polite."
"What did Ernie say to Bert when he asked for ice-cream? Sure, Bert!"
"Why don't SJWs like Reddit? It's a real cispool."
"My wife said, ""Why are you always pushing me around and talking behind my back?"" I said, ""well, you are in a wheelchair""."