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Joke of the Day
"why can't two physicians be near each other? Because it's a paradox!"
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"[courtroom] Timothy: I was not involved Victor: Nor was I Lawyer: You could say it was a Vic-, Tim-less cri- Judge: You're all going to jail"
"What's the best part about having sex with a transsexual? Pretending it went all the way through"
"The doctor wants me to start eating healthier to add years to my life. It's like he doesn't realize I'm married."
"Why is it bad that Peyton Manning shilled for Budweiser? Because he clearly owed the win to Miller."
"Shout out to that old cop in movies, talkin' 'bout how soon he's gonna retire & go sailing with his wife. Dude is about to get BLOWED UP!"
"My dad is a blackjack dealer. He hit me until I was 21."
"What's the difference between a weatherman and an overweight doctor that handles the urinary tract? One's a meteorologist and the other's a meaty urologist."
"What do all murderer's have in common? they all have killer personalities"
"What's the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? Garbanzo beans were never the subject of bad puns."