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Joke of the Day

"Dang girl, are you an unreliable scientific claim? Because imma need you to BACK THAT UP"

"A man walks into a bar and is immediately disqualified from the Limbo World Championships."

"Only a fraction of you will understand this*. *There's a fine line between a numerator and a denominator."

"A little boy asked his father, ""Daddy, how much does it cost to get married?"" Father replied, ""I don't know son, I'm still paying."

"Marriage is like coffee. First it's really hot. Then it's just right. Then it helps you to get off your ass and do things."

"What does Beyonce bake her cookies on? Aluminatti foil"

"The rush I get from completing a crossword puzzle leads me to believe that trying hard drugs would destroy my life within hours."

"*holding a glass of white wine with 2 hands like it's a mug of hot cocoa*"

"How do you make a hamburger green? Find a yellow cheeseburger and mix it with a blue one!"

"How long is a Chinese name."