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Joke of the Day

"What do a Redneck divorcee and a Tornado have in common? -- either way, you're gonna lose your trailer..."

"Pro-life or Pro-choice? I'm really unsure how to feel about planned parenthood and abortion. I mean, on one hand I'm all for killing babies but on the other I don't like giving women a choice. Damn..."

"Poop When you say the word ""poop"" you mouth makes the same motion as your butt hole when you poop. Sam with diarrhea."

"I was lucky enough to run into Terrence Howard in the street, and I told him that I saw his latest movie once. Condescendingly, as if I were an idiot, he replied, ""Don't you mean... two times?"""

"Guys joking about chemical weapons isn't funny. Syriasly."

"When she told me I was average, she was just being mean."

"I am really feeling like a bicycle today. Too tired!"

"Fuck children, robots are the future"

"This orgy would be a lot more fun if the people would loosen up and quit calling it an ""elevator""."

"What does Marshawan Lynch use to keep himself calm before the big game? Marsh-Mellows"