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Joke of the Day

"2 apples are sitting in an oven One apple looks to the other and says ""Man is it hot in here or what?"" The second apple screams ""Holy shit!?! A talking apple!"""

"HER: [she puts her hand down my pants] mm what do we have in here ME: [sweatin because thats where I keep my chicken mcnugget stash] nothin"

"What do MLK, Elvis, and the Houston Oilers have in common? They all died in Tennessee"

"The kids of today have no respect. They're rude, lazy and swear to make themselves look big and coolnnNothing at all like us..."

"What do you call a sink that doesn't work? A faux-cet."

"There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, ""am I sexual?"" & they're like, ""yeah."""

"I have to say the best part about being over 30 is how short and easy hangovers get. Haha, kidding, it's 7PM and I'm actively hoping to die."

"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""

"What do you call a gay club in the 70's? Phallic! at the Disco"

"Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team? He was always spiking the ball."