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Joke of the Day
"Why did the horse fail German? Because he could only say, ""neighn!"""
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"When I said 'You can't buy my love.' I meant with your salary."
"Why is the white guy the scariest guy in prison? You know he's guilty."
"Excuse me Sir... But are you a bratwurst? ...you could be the meat between my buns."
"Not a racing fan at all but 3 simple words would have me practically living at the dog track: little monkey jockeys"
"What is the definition of suspicion? A nun doing push ups in a cucumber field."
"I gave up trying to learn geometry just couldn't see the point."
"I forgot the joke about the Jonestown Massacre. All I remember is that the punchline killed"
"movies never show the part in the ending where the hero drives into the sunset and has to pull down the visor"
"All the tellers at my bank are females.. .. that means I can probably rob the whole place with just a spider."