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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a gay club in the 70's? Phallic! at the Disco"

"What do you call it when fish stop having babies? Minnow-pause"

"How do you know that there's a monster in your bath? You can't get the shower curtain closed."

"I'm not allowed in the Vietnamese sandwich shop anymore. They decided to banh mi for life."

"IRISH EATS ITALIAN Q: What does an Irishman get after eating Italian food? A: Gaelic breath."

"Whats the German version of silent night? Kristall nacht"

"What's the one good thing about a pedophile? They drive slow through school zones."

"Lets go to the symphony Beethoven: You guys want some symphonies tonight!? Crowd: **cheers loudly** Beethoven: I can't hear you!"

"I think Jennifer Aniston was filmed on a green screen in 2003 and it gets released with a different background and co-star twice a year."

"Crap. They didn't cancel this morning's meeting. I wore my suit to bed inside out for nothing."