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Joke of the Day

"Why was the Narwhal kicked off the volleyball team? He was always spiking the ball."

"I often chastise my conservative grandpa for stereotyping black people.. I mean how rude it is to pick on jobless people raised by single mothers..."

"What is worse than biting through an apple, and finding a worm inside? ~~Rape~~ The picky fuckers on this website."

"Did you hear about the angry pancake? He just flipped."

"This may sound like a rape joke if you ask me oh wait, you don't"

"I was woken on the plane by a panicky stewardess That's how i lost my job as a pilot."

"So I learned how to count yesterday.... It was as easy as 1, 2, 8"

"I'm heading to Greenwich later today. Wondering what I should do in the Mean Time."

"I just got cut off by a bald man in a BMW, so I pulled up next to him, rolled down my window, and laughed at him."

"I went to the zoo the other day. It was completely empty except for a single dog... It was a Shih Tzu."