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Joke of the Day

"There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, ""am I sexual?"" & they're like, ""yeah."""

"The hardest part of having sex again after you have recently been widowed is.... Gettin there before the rigor mortis sets in."

"Whether you are a pile of rubble or dust in the wind... ...depends on how you were razed."

"What has six balls and rapes the poor? The lottery. It's over $800 million folks! Dragged this joke back for the occasion."

"A set of jump leads walk into a bar... The barman looks at them, and says, ""Alright, I'll serve you, just don't start anything."""

"Parachute for sale: Used once. Never opened."

"Have you seen www.quicksand.com? Yes but it hasn't sunk in yet."

"Hey Girl, do you recycle? Because I'd love to crush that box and leave you by the curb tomorrow morning."

"I am a professional counterfeiter. I even have the certificates to prove it."

"my son just asked me where do pizzas come from adn has yet to ask me where do babeys come from. thats my boy"