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Joke of the Day

"There's not a day that goes by where I don't think about that Backstreet Boy asking his pals, ""am I sexual?"" & they're like, ""yeah."""

"Why is George Michaels never gonna dance again? His EKG ain't got no rythym"

"Stuppidly offencive A bus full of Sunny women is like a box of chacklet, You never no what your going to get."

"I went to the local swimming pool today... And I asked the receptionist, ""How much for 2 children?"" She replied, ""$9.50."" ""Awesome!"" I said. ""Do I get to choose or is it a lucky dip?"""

"Getting mad at commercials for having interracial families"

"I like to hold hands at the movies... which always seems to startle strangers."

"If there's no God, why are feet naturally shoe-shaped?"

"I tried to upload the superbowl to... Pornhub, but they dont accept rape."

"CW: Aimee, could I get your signature on this agreement? Me: *pauses* (with Cheeto stained lips) *kisses paper* CW: Me: That's my signature."

"My father's kids won't get this... ...love."