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Joke of the Day

"Knock knock joke Knock knock Whos there Broken Pencil Broken Pencil who Never mind...its pointless!"

"Yo mama's so ugly... Scorpion yelled ""STAY OVER THERE!"""

"Why is the rabbi in geometry? To practice circumscribing"

"Divorce is like hitting the reset button on Super Mario Bros except now you pay for the Princess's castle and hope Bowser kills you."

"Did you know Helen Keller had a swing-set in her back yard? ...neither did she"

"Scientists have invented a way to send messages to alternate universes... ... they are calling them ""parallelograms""."

"Why wasn't the geologist hungry? He lost his apatite. I know that joke has its faults, so I'll just accept my pumicement and go back to looking at cleavage."

"How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee? She looked very Theroux-ly."

"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"

"Bitty and Belly are sitting on the sidewalk A Mercedes drives by and its horn plays a familiar melody. Bitty asks, ""Is that from a movie?"" Belly replies, ""No, it's a car tune."""