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"[Ouija board] GRANDMA WHERE IS YOUR COOKIE RECIPE"
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"What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes Benz? The porcupine's pricks are on the outside."
"My dentist told me I have to stop masturbating. I said, ""Why?"" He said, ""Because I'm trying to work on your teeth!"""
"I may have Alzheimer... ... but at least I don't have Alzheimer."
"romantic comedy about middle aged people playing tennis 40-love"
"I rented this bobcat to help me dig up my new pool but he won't even hold the shovel. He's just eating all the neighborhood squirrels."
"Lip Balm To My Wife Earlier today my wife asked me to pass her some lip balm but I ended up giving her superglue by mistake. She's still not talking to me."
"I'm gonna be upset when HBO starts killing off Sesame Street characters one by one Game Of Thrones style."
"My dad's TV volume is always set at ""f*ck the neighbors""."
"How you make MackleSmores 1 Chocolate bar 1 large marshmallow, cooked to your liking 2 one large Graham cracker broken in half Little bit of humble Little bit of cautious"