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Joke of the Day

"Why is the rabbi in geometry? To practice circumscribing"

"ATTENTION TARGET SHOPPERS THERE IS A VAN PARKED OUTSIDE WITH A FLAMING UNICORN PAINTED ON IT WOULD THE OWNER PLEASE COME UP FRONT FOR A HI 5"

"98% of black people love having sex in showers The other 2% haven't been to prison yet"

"[Wildebeest orbiting the earth in a spacesuit, uselessly kicking its legs madly every time a really grassy part comes into view]"

"How did the Egyptian go broke? He got caught up in a pyramid scheme."

"Twitter is an invention created by aliens so we don't notice the period of time missing when they take us for experimentation."

"Experience with women has taught me that Jack was most likely pushed down the hill."

"Say what you will about dung beetles... ...at least they have their shit together."

"currently washing my balls in the sink while humming that one black eyed peas song because tonight *IS* gonna be a good night."

"Gay Necrophelia ""well I don't see anything wrong with gay necrophelia,"" said bob, in dead earnest."