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Joke of the Day
"Lost my girlfriend due to religion I'm pretty much numb to beheadings at this point."
Next Joke
"When the drugs talk to you ... ... you have too many left"
"Maybe the Loch Ness Monster is really just giraffes that don't want people to know they like to swim YOU DON'T KNOW"
"Pooping is just like Game of Thrones. You either win or you die."
"A pessimist's blood type is always b-negative."
"Kanye West can't wait to be the best man at his wedding."
"Donald trump isn't a wight supremacist... he IS an orange supremasist"
"I should clean mirrors for a living. It's a profession I see myself in."
"How do you install ""blackout curtains""? They just get hammered."
"The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was getting me to date her."