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Joke of the Day
"How did Jennifer Aniston find her fiancee? She looked very Theroux-ly."
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"Why do hot girls always go for assholes? I don't even like pegging."
"The first thing they teach you in AA is to stop hanging around other alcoholics. So I listened, and never went back."
"I like that my phone tries to capitalize the word internet. Like the mindless dicking around we do on here is important."
"How do pirates know that they exist? They think, therefore they arrrr"
"I like to do my laundry naked so that all my clothes are clean. Unfortunately, the patrons at the laundromat don't seem to agree."
"I named my eraser Confidence It gets smaller every time I make a mistake."
"Everyone knows someone in real life that actually resembles a garden gnome."
"Mt. McKinley will be renamed Denali and for balance GMC will now call its SUVs McKinleys."
"Why do athletes prefer nuns to time their laps? Because when a nun times anything it's zero. (0*n=0) :D"