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Joke of the Day
"Your computer science teaching momma is so fat... ... she can flatten a binary tree in O(1)."
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"Which animal makes the best pie? A human."
"British accent. Say ""Beer can"" with a British accent... I just taught you how to say ""Bacon"" with a Jamaican accent. ."
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"I want to work for YouTube. It sounds so easy! All you have to do is remove a few lines of code everyday!"