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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Broccoli and boogers? Kids don't eat broccoli."

"As soon as the native american saw snow, he frowned and said I don't like the snow. It's white and it's on my land."

"Did you hear about the country band Brooks and Dunn splitting up? Yea, more than a couple years ago. You know what they said to each other when they split? ""Hey Brooks, I'm Dunn."""

"Next time you let someone here affect your real life, tell a stranger ""I'm mad at some online person I've never met"" then let them punch you"

"Crouching tiger, public toilet seat."

"What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13? A good time ;)"

"It's funny how 1 text, 1 song, 1 mistake, 1 lie, 1 truth, and 1 person could change your mood in 1 second."

"I always wondered why my girlfriend's ex had his fist clenched when he saw me with her. Then it hit me."

"I have an anorexic girlfriend. She's great, but I'm starting to see less and less of her."

"What was the last thing that went through the bugs head after he hit the window shield? His ass"