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Joke of the Day

"Saw two blind people fighting today. I said, ""I think that the guy with the knife will win!"" They both ran away. Edit: Grammar"

"yo mama so stupid [anti-joke] that she failed her IQ test"

"Yo mama so old her birth certificate says expired on it."

"Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle? Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell."

"What do you call spanish suicide squad ? Homicide hombres"

"If I ever get arrested, my one phone call will be to the police station to do a bomb scare. I'm not spending the night there."

"What has a mouth but never speaks, Has a bed but never sleeps, And has legs but never walks? &nbsp; A mute, crippled insomniac"

"Is it wrong to hate a certain race? Me and my running friends always run 5Ks, but now they want to run 10K races and I really hate running 10Ks"

"If Philae finds an inhabitant on the comet what would be its first words? I'm a Comedian ^((because people from Mars are Martians)^) ^^And. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out"

"My wife once told me she was a rich b***h. Turns out she was only half right..."